my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they only have one.
break their bones, they have 206
gUys i think i just
ate a dog treAT
i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF