once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me